That’s it. No more Twilight parodies need apply.
An explosion of pop culture, beer, and music.
November 24, 2009
November 22, 2009
12:35 am
Q: Where do I do a majority of my 'people watching'?
A: Outside their bedroom window, of course.
November 21, 2009
12:25 pm
Texas, four years ago, in a rush to ban gay marriage and civil unions, may have accidentally banned marriage.
(Not a joke, go ahead and Google it.)
November 18, 2009
7:27 am
Has Britney Spears always used that obnoxious auto-tune voice? Did I just never notice because she used to dress up like a schoolgirl?
November 17, 2009
9:11 am
Can someone put a muzzle on Sarah Palin?
November 13, 2009
10:54 am
If you haven't been watching Community...there's something wrong with you.
November 11, 2009
9:12 pm
Happy Veterans Day.
Bring them home.
November 9, 2009
10:55 pm
Am I the only one who sees the irony of a Walt Whitman poem being used as the basis for a Levi’s commercial?
Kinda like a former Sex Pistol pimping out fake butter…
8:47 pm
So today was really shitty, but some benevolent force in the universe decided to make it better by leaking the new John Mayer album. It's gonna be a good night.
1:31 am
The posts from What I Did Last Night (or whatever that drunken texts from whores and douchebags website is called) pisses me off. Mostly because it's actually funny, so when I see people posting things on their blogs or Facebooks from them, I go to leave a comment, such as 'wow, what a funny remark' or 'that's awesome you took time out of your day to think of something funny', but then I remember that those people actually haven't CREATED anything, but are instead mindlessly copying from a website that gets material from people who are just relaying what their funny drunk friends said. It's about two steps below retelling a Jeff Dunham joke.
November 6, 2009
November 4, 2009
2:45 pm
You know, it's funny. If I wanted to go and find some random girl and offer her $500 dollars to marry me, no love, no connection, no feelings, no anything, it would be cool. Funny, right?
Not so funny today in Maine.
You know, you’d think America would have grown up already, seeing as how many times we’ve dropped at least a nutsack full of balls on this issue.
12:27 pm
Remember back when Facebook statuses REQUIRED you to use the word 'is'? We sounded like cavemen. 'Sean Alexanderson is wants cake'.
11:56 am
Just some words of advice...
maybe you’ve heard them before, but here goes; just be true to yourself, if it lands you in hell, well, at least now you know.
10:26 am
If you don't watch NOVA's 3 part series, 'Becoming Human', don't dare ever deny evolution.
I still can’t believe how easy it is for people to confuse ignorance with truth.
