So today was really shitty, but some benevolent force in the universe decided to make it better by leaking the new John Mayer album. It's gonna be a good night.
The posts from What I Did Last Night (or whatever that drunken texts from whores and douchebags website is called) pisses me off. Mostly because it's actually funny, so when I see people posting things on their blogs or Facebooks from them, I go to leave a comment, such as 'wow, what a funny remark' or 'that's awesome you took time out of your day to think of something funny', but then I remember that those people actually haven't CREATED anything, but are instead mindlessly copying from a website that gets material from people who are just relaying what their funny drunk friends said. It's about two steps below retelling a Jeff Dunham joke.
You know, it's funny. If I wanted to go and find some random girl and offer her $500 dollars to marry me, no love, no connection, no feelings, no anything, it would be cool. Funny, right?
Not so funny today in Maine.
You know, you’d think America would have grown up already, seeing as how many times we’ve dropped at least a nutsack full of balls on this issue.