I, sadly, can confirm the accuracy of this. Especially the old guy blowdrying his balls.
An explosion of pop culture, beer, and music.
January 29, 2011
January 10, 2011
6:09 pm
Palin & the ‘Mama Grizzly’s’ are feeling unjustly blamed for the actions of an extremist. Maybe they can ask Muslims for advice on how to deal with that…
December 22, 2010
7:47 am
Life is tough — and you have to be tougher than life to change the world.
December 19, 2010
11:39 am
I just heard a song by Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. I can’t tell who it was though, because their voices are identical.
November 29, 2010
8:15 pm
Pneumonia? Take out Frank Drebin? I think not. Where exactly was O.J. when Nielson died?
November 19, 2010
7:54 pm
You know that George Michael song with the lyrics ‘I will be your father figure’? I used to think the lyrics were ‘I will be your bottom, baby’, which, seeing as it’s George Michael, always seemed way more fitting.
November 10, 2010
November 5, 2010
1:43 pm
I don’t care what people say, Obama’s still my homeboy.
November 3, 2010
10:14 am
I wonder, if 9/11 had occurred in 2010…how many people would have ‘caught it later’ on DVR?
November 2, 2010
12:18 pm
If you’re in the ‘Under 30’ bracket, you should go vote today. If you feel like Politicians don’t give a shit about you, it’s because they don’t…because you don’t vote. There’s a simple fix.
November 1, 2010
1:18 pm
I’m always amazed at how much Canadians look like us white people.
October 22, 2010
10:53 pm
Lean Pockets taste like Taco Bell.
October 17, 2010
11:03 pm
If you start viewing sex as a race, you’ll start shaving your balls to shed milliseconds from your finish time.
October 1, 2010
1:21 pm
Want to get lucky this Halloween? Dress up as a Wall Street Executive…they fuck everybody!
12:02 am
Why, in the time of HDTV & Blu-Ray, do we continue to allow Renée Zellweger’s face in our movies?

