I, sadly, can confirm the accuracy of this. Especially the old guy blowdrying his balls.
An explosion of pop culture, beer, and music.
January 29, 2011
January 10, 2011
Palin & the ‘Mama Grizzly’s’ are feeling unjustly blamed for the actions of an extremist. Maybe they can ask Muslims for advice on how to deal with that…
December 22, 2010
Life is tough — and you have to be tougher than life to change the world.
December 19, 2010
I just heard a song by Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. I can’t tell who it was though, because their voices are identical.
November 29, 2010
Pneumonia? Take out Frank Drebin? I think not. Where exactly was O.J. when Nielson died?
November 19, 2010
You know that George Michael song with the lyrics ‘I will be your father figure’? I used to think the lyrics were ‘I will be your bottom, baby’, which, seeing as it’s George Michael, always seemed way more fitting.
November 10, 2010
Well, I guess we can’t say she didn’t warn us…
November 5, 2010
I don’t care what people say, Obama’s still my homeboy.
November 3, 2010
I wonder, if 9/11 had occurred in 2010…how many people would have ‘caught it later’ on DVR?
November 2, 2010
If you’re in the ‘Under 30’ bracket, you should go vote today. If you feel like Politicians don’t give a shit about you, it’s because they don’t…because you don’t vote. There’s a simple fix.
November 1, 2010
I’m always amazed at how much Canadians look like us white people.
October 22, 2010
Lean Pockets taste like Taco Bell.
October 17, 2010
If you start viewing sex as a race, you’ll start shaving your balls to shed milliseconds from your finish time.
October 1, 2010
Want to get lucky this Halloween? Dress up as a Wall Street Executive…they fuck everybody!
Why, in the time of HDTV & Blu-Ray, do we continue to allow Renée Zellweger’s face in our movies?