January 2011
2 posts
Palin & the 'Mama Grizzly's' are feeling unjustly...
December 2010
2 posts
Life is tough -- and you have to be tougher than...
I just heard a song by Justin Bieber or Miley...
November 2010
7 posts
Pneumonia? Take out Frank Drebin? I think not. ...
You know that George Michael song with the lyrics...
I don't care what people say, Obama's still my...
I wonder, if 9/11 had occurred in 2010...how many...
If you're in the 'Under 30' bracket, you should go...
I'm always amazed at how much Canadians look like...
October 2010
3 posts
Lean Pockets taste like Taco Bell.
If you start viewing sex as a race, you'll start...
Want to get lucky this Halloween? Dress up as a...
Why, in the time of HDTV & Blu-Ray, do we continue...
September 2010
2 posts
Sarah Palin lives while Greg Giraldo dies. ...
April 2010
3 posts
Some prominent members of the Tea Party Movement...
Can’t see any way this could end badly…
Happy April Fool's Day!
Pepsi is giving away $$$$$ for research projects.
This project (http://www.refresheverything.com/kanziuscancerresearch) is for research into nanotechnology to cure cancer. It is currently losing to two skate parks. Please vote for this, it’s worthwhile. Yeah, you have to enter your e-mail, don’t be a vagina.
March 2010
5 posts
I've decided I don't like the decisions my boss is...
The Health Care Reform Bill's effects won't be...
As well, most people who feel this bill will lead to the downfall of America ALSO believe 2012 will bring about the apocalypse. So why are they whining?
Did you watch Discovery Channel's 'Life' last...
Was anyone else surprised as I was to discover that life is sponsored by Target? Does this make Target the new God?
I don't get karma; you're a motherfucker and...
November 2009
25 posts
Q: Where do I do a majority of my 'people...
A: Outside their bedroom window, of course.
Texas, four years ago, in a rush to ban gay...
(Not a joke, go ahead and Google it.)
Has Britney Spears always used that obnoxious...
Can someone put a muzzle on Sarah Palin?
If you haven't been watching Community...there's...
So today was really shitty, but some benevolent...
The posts from What I Did Last Night (or whatever...
You know, it's funny. If I wanted to go and find...
Not so funny today in Maine. You know, you’d think America would have grown up already, seeing as how many times we’ve dropped at least a nutsack full of balls on this issue.
Remember back when Facebook statuses REQUIRED you...
Just some words of advice...
maybe you’ve heard them before, but here goes; just be true to yourself, if it lands you in hell, well, at least now you know.
If you don't watch NOVA's 3 part series, 'Becoming...
I still can’t believe how easy it is for people to confuse ignorance with truth.
OBAMA:
He knows when to use the lightsaber.
Tonight's episode of The Daily Show should be...
I want to get two dogs and name them Mister Balls...
andreaalexis:
beerforthebear:
If you understand the reference, we’re new best friends.
…..if I have already in the past declared us best friends, can it be done again?? lol >;P
“all I know is ball. and good…..[and rape].”
**I’m gonna find the video to put up on here from ATHF. lol
‘Who you calling boy? My name is Handbanana.’
I want to get two dogs and name them Mister Balls...
If you understand the reference, we’re new best friends.
I have come to a conclusion.
andreaalexis:
jennyaddams:
There are no nice guys out there. All the “nice” ones are fucking insane or have some kind of underlying issues that will undoubtedly be revealed soon and give you a complete mind fuck. This is why girls just go for the asshole guys, they know from the get go that they are indeed a douche bag and are ready to accept the fact because being an asshole is better than...
Remember when horror movies were good?
Yeah, me neither.
FACT:
utgjames:
Up and coming ANYTHING [bands, artists, directors, etc.] work 654281954689032845% harder than those who have already “made it”
Ha ha ha! Yup! It’s probably the best part about ‘making it’. Kinda like your boss walking in and saying, ‘Good job on that report today Johnson. Feel free to relax and do subpar work until you fade from the public eye’. ...
Rush Limbaugh died.
Oh, wait. He didn’t? Oh well, one of these days. You think that Limbaugh dies if you touch that button in the box?
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew?
What could be more fun than watching washed up B-Level celebrities bitch about how they can never shove enough coke up their nostrils? How about a show about washed up B-Level celebrities bitching about how they can never shove enough…*ahem*. Yeah, no thanks, I’ll stick to a good, new, fresh show; 90210.
October 2009
21 posts
