Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said “Sorry, I have to take this,” before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
I know I haven’t posted in forever, but I felt this needed to be reblogged.
That’s called an iPhone, you fucking idiot. They look alarmingly like iPod touches, only there’s a phone in them. Welcome to the 21st century, you tool.